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Why was Santa drunk and disorderly?

by Banana Crumble | Dec 10, 2018

This true story certainly made us smile so we thought we would share it with you!! Christmas is fast approaching and there are so many parcels on their way to destinations all around the country. It must be a nightmare for delivery drivers with people being so busy trying to deliver the parcels when the owner isn’t at home.

Last week we ordered a box of wine to be delivered to our house. We had been out all day and came home to find the following card through our door

It was really kind of the delivery driver to put the parcel somewhere safe. When we went to retrieve the parcel what we saw certainly made us laugh. Santa had fallen over in the wind and was leaning up against the box of wine. We actually think that Santa had made a start on the wine and was drunk and he needed the box to try and keep standing up!!

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