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Everyone loves a joke especially when they make you groan. Here at Banana Crumble we thought we would find some jokes about Bananas. Can you find any more and bring a smile to everyone’s face? Let us have your banana jokes and we will add them to our list !!!
Why do bananas wear suntan lotion ? Otherwise they will peel!!!!
What do you call two banana skins ? – a pair of slippers!!!!
Why did the banana go to the hairdressers ?- because it had split ends!!!!
What kind of key opens a banana ? – a monkey!!!!
Why did the banana go to the hospital ? – because it wasn’t peeling well !!!!
Groan ……. can you do any better?