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Banana Chat - meet Maria Madren

by Banana Crumble | Jun 27, 2018

Hello my name is Maria and I am Southend born and bred. I work in healthcare – I have been a midwife for 29 years, working in the Community for 22 of them. I love my job, and I feel privileged to care for families through one of the most amazing times of their lives. It’s not just about delivering babies -that is just a tiny part of a varied and stimulating job. Unfortunately it is not always a happy outcome, which is why organisations such as are vital in supporting those who lose a baby. 

I am proud Mum to my 18 year old son Joe who is a keen cricketer and footballer and is as passionate about Old Southendians as I am. I am the regular scorer for the cricket 1st X1 , and an avid armchair sports viewer .

What is your favourite joke?
Can I say Donald Trump ??

What makes you smile?
Animals behaving cutely

What is your favourite good news story?
Hard to choose one, but the current one is the little boy who has now been allowed to have his supply of medicinal cannabis oil to control his severe epilepsy.

What inspires you?
I have a good friend who is single and herself has a very limited support structure. She is coping with MS with fortitude and positivity and continues to make the most of her life, and provide emotional support for her friends when they are having troubles. 

If you could change one thing in the world what would it be?
Put an end to poverty 

If you could have one superpower what would you choose and why?
The power of healing

What is your favourite food ?
Cheese and onion crisps ! 

What is your favourite drink?
My cricket club friends would probably say my signature drink is Scotch and ginger ale, but I cannot get through the day without a cup of tea

If you are going on holiday what luxury item would you take from home?
My Kindle. To have the time to lie in the sun and read books……ah bliss

If you could make one law, what would it be and why?
This may well divide opinion but I think assisted dying should be legal in this country. I refer back to watching my friend cope with MS and knowing that it is highly possible that a cure or means to halt this disease will not come in her lifetime. 

Give us a random piece of information about you that people wouldn’t know?
Aside from the cricket club my main hobby through the years has been “am dram “. I have been getting up on stage singing, acting and dancing, since I was 7 yrs old and first appeared at the Cliffs Pavilion in a production of ‘ Sound of Music’. 

What is your favourite phrase or saying?
“it is what it is “. 

What cause or charity would you like to promote ?
Anything against animal cruelty

Who is your favourite music artist?
Currently Ed Sheeran, but all time is Frank Sinatra. He could phrase a song like no other.

Who is the person that you feel has shaped your life most?
I would have to say, my parents. They have always been there for me, through thick and thin. 

PJ’s or Not? 

Hot or cold? Hot. I hate the winter.

Cat or dog ? Cat 

Blue or pink ? Chelsea blue ! 

Tea or coffee ? Tea 

Glass half empty or full? It varies 

PJs or not ? I love my PJs. 

Night out or night in ? Night in

Pizza or pasta? Pasta 

Biscuits or cake ? Chocolate

Wine or beer? Wine 

Football or rugby? Football

Cinema or theatre? Cinema

Gym or TV? TV

Naughty or nice ? I think I can be a bit of both !

Silver or gold? Silver

Tent or hotel ? Hotel

Bath or shower ? Shower

Starter or pudding? Starter

Sheets or duvet? Duvet

Love Island or Game of Thrones ? Game of Thrones. I refuse to waste my time on Love Island……don’t get me started on vacuous mindless TV programmes ! 

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